I hate when I’m sitting in class and it’s quiet and I have to fart really badly
Misha is looking at the zebra like “guess what bitch, imma cook you for dinner. That’s what you get for try’n steal my man!”
I had to
Today my professor told us a good way to prepare for a speech is to think about how your favorite actress or actor would give it.
Everyone in the class is quietly contemplating this and I’m in the fucking corner unable to control my giggles because out of my favorite actors, one would be cursing…
If you don’t like piercings, don’t get any.
If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get any.
If you don’t agree with abortions, don’t get one.
If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry your same gender.
If you don’t like something, don’t do it.
But DO NOT prevent someone else from doing it just because you don’t like it.