Lolol!!!!

No one ever asks me shit, so ask me shit.

3: 3 Fears?
-cockroaches
-face planting and messing up my face
-getting fat

4: 3 things I love
-men
-cars
-music

5: 4 turns on
-beards
-cockiness
-muscles
-real ness

6: 4 turns off
-fat
-low self esteem
-stupidness
-immaturity

7: My best friend
-Raven and JD

8: Sexual orientation
-Girl/Straight

9: My best first date
-star gazing on a cold night

10: How tall am I
-5,3”

11: What do I miss
-him

12: What time were I born
-3:04pm

13: Favourite color
-pink

14: Do I have a crush
-yes

15: Favourite quote
-Hakuna matata

16: Favourite place
-new Zealand

17: Favourite food
-depends on what I’m in the mood for

18: Do I use sarcasm
-all the time

19: What am I listening to right now
-maroon 5

20: First thing I notice in new person
-smile and eyes

21: Shoe size
-7

22: Eye color
-blue

23: Hair color
-ombré

24: Favourite style of clothing
-love it all

25: Ever done a prank call?
-yes

27: Meaning behind my URL
-there is none

28: Favourite movie
-rock of ages and avengers

29: Favourite song
-anything by maroon 5 or owl city

30: Favourite band
-maroon 5 and owl city

31: How I feel right now
-content

32: Someone I love
-Adam Levine

33: My current relationship status
-single

34: My relationship with my parents
-dad:best friends mom:don’t talk to her

35: Favourite holiday
-Mardi gras

36: Tattoos and piercing i have
-ears, belly button
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
-tattoo of star, my whole ear pierced

38: The reason I joined Tumblr
-good question

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
-yes

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
-yes

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
-no

42: When did I last hold hands?
-few weeks ago

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
-hour and a half

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
-yep, shaved this morning

45: Where am I right now?
-work

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
-my best friend

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
-as loud as it will go

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
-moving out in a few months

49: Am I excited for anything?
-yes, drifting and maroon 5

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
-yes

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
-a lot

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
-yesterday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
-I could care less

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
-probably

55: What is something I disliked about today?
-nothing

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
-Adam Levine or Adam Young

57: What do I think about most?
-cars

58: What’s my strangest talent?
-idk

59: Do I have any strange phobias?
-face planting and messing up my face

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
-behind

61: What was the last lie I told?
-I went somewhere when I didn’t

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
-video chatting

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
-yes and yes

64: Do I believe in magic?
-no

65: Do I believe in luck?
-yes

66: What’s the weather like right now?
-cloudy kinda cold

67: What was the last book I’ve read?
-great gatsby

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
-YES

69: Do I have any nicknames?
-Em,Emmiboo,Bimmy, e-Miley

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
-flipped over my bike and broke my arm and chipped a tooth

71: Do I spend money or save it?
-if I want something expense then I save it

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
-yes

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
-yes

74: Favourite animal?
-elephant or koala

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
-in New Orleans

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
-I have no idea

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
-yolo

78: How can you win my heart?
-by being real with me and always trustworthy

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
-I haven’t thought of it

80: What is my favorite word?
-ow

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
-I don’t have favorites

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
-love yourself and don’t give a shit what others think

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
-no

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
-reading minds

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
-I’m an open book

86: What is my current desktop picture?
-a baby tiger

87: Had sex?
-no

88: Bought condoms?
-no

89: Gotten pregnant?
-HELL NO

90: Failed a class?
-nope

91: Kissed a boy?
-yes

92: Kissed a girl?
-no

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
-lol no

94: Had job?
-yes

95: Left the house without my wallet?
-yes

96: Bullied someone on the internet?
-sadly yes

97: Had sex in public?
-wtf no

98: Played on a sports team?
-yes

99: Smoked weed?
-no

100: Did drugs?
-no

101: Smoked cigarettes?
-no

102: Drank alcohol?
-yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
-vegan

104: Been overweight?
-no

105: Been underweight?
-yes

106: Been to a wedding?
-yes

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
-most likely

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
-futurama baby!

109: Been outside my home country?
-no

110: Gotten my heart broken?
-yeah

111: Been to a professional sports game?
-yes

112: Broken a bone?
-yes

113: Cut myself?
-no

114: Been to prom?
-I don’t wanna go

115: Been in airplane?
-no

116: Fly by helicopter?
-yes

117: What concerts have I been to?
-rush of fools, Steve fee, Chris Tomlin, train, maroon 5, owl city, family force 5

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
-no

119: Learned another language?
-yes

120: Wore make up?
-yes

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
-no

122: Had oral sex?
-no

123: Dyed my hair?
-yes

124: Voted in a presidential election?
-no

125: Rode in an ambulance?
-yes

126: Had a surgery?
-no

127: Met someone famous?
-yes

128: Stalked someone on a social network?
-yes

129: Peed outside?
-yes

130: Been fishing?
-yes

131: Helped with charity?
-yes

132: Been rejected by a crush?
-yes

133: Broken a mirror?
-yes

134: What do I want for birthday?
-car parts

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
-none, but if I do I want it to be a girl and her name will be either Natasha or Stella

136: Was I named after anyone?
-no

137: Do I like my handwriting?
-hell no

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
-Barbie

139: Favourite Tv Show?
-futurama and criminal minds

140: Where do I want to live when older?
-new Zealand

141: Play any musical instrument?
-piano, guitar, drums
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
-flipping over a bike

143: Favourite pizza toping?
-pepperoni

144: Am I afraid of the dark?
-no

145: Am I afraid of heights?
-no

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
-no

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
-yep

148: What I’m really bad at
-singing

149: What my greatest achievments are
-got a job and am graduating

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
-you’re ugly

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery
-by car parts

152: What do I like about myself
-everything but my voice and feet

153: My closest Tumblr friend
-idk

154: Something I fantasise about
-having sex with Adam Levine

155: Any question you’d like
-what do I want to do for a living?
Race for red bull

Merry Christmas! Hope you all stuff your faces during the holidays!

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whovian-all-over:

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thesociallyawkwardasian:

Were you happy with your pay, benefits and other incentives? - Exit Interviews (x)

they all look like they’re hungover in this interview

When does Rob Pattinson not look hungover??

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fatpeoplemakemehappy:

I DECIDED TO MAKE THE NEXT FEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM COVERS FOR HER

I see this man

And I’m just like…

A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh.

kidorkman:

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thisaintfairytalee:

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Oh my god, can I marry this person?

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Tank Top Appreciation 

Love Adam and all but aren’t these shirts known as “wife beater” shirts…?